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I swear to God he levitated

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  • I swear to God he levitated

    I've a friend who I've widely known since I was really small. One day, when he was 6, I was at the home of his when he got this absolutely god-awful stomach pain. I mean, he was literally writhing in pain. Thus, his mom has taken him to the doctor's office, the place where the doctor took one look and told her to take him to the ER. She dreaded a thing along the collections of an intestinal rupture. About half way to the hospital, my friend suddenly let rip the loudest, most potent fart any of us had ever heard. I swear to God he levitated. We thought the upholstery in the automobile seat had ripped. After a great 30 seconds of intense farting, he were at his mom and said, "I feel all much better now!"
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